Whilst doing a little procrastinating on a sunny afternoon, a friend of mine sent me a link to a website he’d found a couple of months ago. The site Clients from hell is a blog highlighting all the problems, or situations that have or can happen with potential clients. The site is filled with hilarious quotes from clients, some are just down right stupid!!
Here were a couple that made me laugh out loud!
“Could you please send me a different file— one that is not a… what’s it called…jpg? I spent the last two hours trying to copy the text from this thing, and it is driving me crazy!”
“I asked a client to sign up for a sharing website and send me the link so I could upload files to it. Here is what they sent me:
“Here’s the link to the Share account I created:
C:\Documents and Settings\My Documents\ShareBox””
“Can we make the cat in the animation look less sexy when it licks the window? It has closed eyes, which are making me think it’s sexual.”
“CLIENT: “I dont know, the designs just aren’t sexy enough.”
ME: “It’s for a children’s puppet show!””
“CLIENT: “I want the website to be, like, 50% ads. And the rest will be content.”
ME: “The website is for your restaurant. It already IS an ad, in and of itself!”
CLIENT: “You just don’t know much about business, do you.””
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